Chanced upon Sean's blog..so I'm tagged to do some stuff...so here it goes..

Name 20 people you can think of right now.
Don't read the questions until you have named the 20 people.
At the end of this, choose 5 people to do this.

It's in no order ok :)

1. Rocka 'attitude' girl
2. Rocka short girl
3. Dolyce
4. Matt
5. Sean
6. Nelson
7. Ahmad
8. Jeremy (AC)
9. KH
10. Sathish
11. Guanzuo
12. Michelle (pj)
13. Ivan (IITSC)
14. Merlinda
15. Belinda
16. Ivan (AC)
17. Desmond
18. The hot deaf girl that plays ball in my area when I was in sec 3.
19. The 2 chiiioooo 'twin towers' of jurong sec that came to PJ.
20. Ines??? LOL

How did you meet #14? - I don't really know? She's in IITSC and she has a really long name and also quite cute?

What would you do if you didn't meet #1? - I wouldn't know such a hawt hawt babe existed in TP.

What if #9 and #20 dated? - 9 is attached and is a gangster...so its out of the question...and 20 is too goody-two-shoes...

Will #6 and #17 date? - Wow..anal sex? But then again..what's new from IITSC? We always love to do gay/ obscene stuff. But it would be interesting..

Describe #3. - Weird name. Calls me retarded when I'm not. Thunder thighs. A good friend. Likes to punch people for no apparant reason. Likes to whine and complain (we enjoy hearing you bitch though...funny stuff)

Describe #7. - Funny fucker. Has the same 'hobby' as me! Can see 'stuff'. A good conversational partner.

Know any of #12's family members? - Nope. She's 1 hawt gal..that's all I need to know.

What will you do if #18 confesses to you? - Well...it'd be great..but communication would really be an issue.

What language doesn't #15 speaks? - Never ask.

Who is #9 going out with? - LITANG!

How old is #16? - 18

When was the last time you spoke to #13? - A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO. THATS WHY HIS NAME IS HERE.

Who is #2 favourite band/singer? - Don't know? Maybe me? LOL!

Is #19 single?- Dunno?

What is #10 last name? - His full name is Sathish Ananden s/o Alagudas

Would you ever be in a relationship with #11? - FUCK!!!!!! NO WAY IN HELL!!!! I don't like saggy butts -.-

School of #3? - Applied Science

How does #5 talk? - Talk cock. And with vulgarities in at least every 2 lines. Now that's quite some shit..

Where does #6 live? - Simei.

What's your favourite thing about #4? - We share the same 'hobby'!!!!!! And he's my only 'hobby' khaki in AC.

What's the best thing about #20? - She's one bloody blur cock and somehow graduated with a dip of merit.

What makes #17 a good friend? - Erm...he listens to your problems...and of course..he also happens to have the same 'hobby' as me..HAHA!

When was the last time you saw #14? - In da afternoon during IITSC sub-comm interview when they forced me to dance to the Gatsby commercial...

Five people you want to do this:
I'm ot gonna pin-point anyone.

Nothings asked about #8 lah. I'm gona add one myself.

**How is #8 like? - HE FUCKING FARTS LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS!!!!!!

My knee is getting worst.

KH told me that there's excessive fluid in there and it might be possible it's inflamed..which more or less means I'm fucked. Die la...

Why I so weak?

Damn sian...this kindof thing...need to see specialist...my money...ohhh ammm geee...then my napfa I think also gone liao la..with this lan jiao knee...bend also pain...how to do standing broad jump??? I walk down staircases already feel like dying liao...much less jumping...

Survived my most gruelling week.

All projects and tests done and submitted. AGM is over, Rocka stage 1 done.

AGM..did all the sai kang possible. Fucking dulan.

Rocka..also did all the saikang. Then now my knee become more pain and my lower back also pain like fuck. Nabeh...feel fucking weak man.

Durig rocka prep, alot of people said I look like jiaming..1 of the guys from sports climbing. Wa lau...come on la...if I were him I would be thinking, "Ehh chee bye...I got look like this meh? Kanina..fucked up face fucked up voice..."

Then during rocka alot of shit happened also la...got this guy called Stanley or something..the way he talked...sibeh guai lan...kanina. You think we like to do saikang? Lan jiao understand? People do so many shit for you all...instead of appreciating you all kao beh kao bu...tell us do this do that..like we some kind of new-breed dog called 'Shitjob Dog'.

I think dogs also better off than us..at least..people feed them good food, bring them out for walks and pay for their med fees. If we injured..who pay our medical fees? Lan jiao ok? You think we like being ordered about? After all this...we got cert? No. We got award? No. We got recognised? No. We kanna appreciated? No. All their mind now is, "wah...this batch of shitjob dogs...very 听话...next time give them more shit to do.." Then I remember what Kamma said..he said that AC's goal is to win best CCA of the year...if win he will bring them up. But I think if win..go up stage is who? Main comm? Super-sub? Think! If an event was to be very successful..who gets all the credit? The more I think about it the more I dulan.

At first very gian the white participant shirt...now...I think I rather stay home sleep and pak jiu cheng.

The only thing I like about the event is can see chio bu. Yea...got 2 chio bu..both from sports climbing. Beoh until damn song...but sadly never get number.

I'm really quite fucked.

Today had MP meeting.

But...

Only me and Eugene turned up.

FUCK.

Ken and Jeremy..dunno where and what the fuck they doing.

Saw Ken later at lab...that mother puacheebye say he dunno..when Jet Lim fucking chee bye email us. Kaninabeh. Chee bye. Go fuck your own backside understand?

Jeremy..called him..but that si pu bor's handphone not fucking on..only can hear the chee bye female voice saying the whole 'the singtel customer...' Went to lab..saw the chee bye online...but kaninabeh never reply me. Fucking dulan.

At night..saw that nabeh chee bye online again. After tons of expletives and nudges..that fucker say he lao sai. Lan jiao understand?! Fucking think imma 3 year old kid ar? Nabeh pua chee bye! Suck your own chee bye understand..and while you're at it, shove 2 more cocks up your throat!

Fucking lam pa..early morning make me fucking go school for nothing. Chee bye..think journey to school very fun ar? Sit until backside pain. No chio bu. Smelly chee byes from lil india.

Jet Lim also another chao chee bye. Fucking come all the way to school then that chee bye say since not all are here then its postphoned to tomorrow. Fuck you also understand? Kanina...think I who? Not my fucking fault the 2 mother chee byes never turned up what. Make me waste my time. Could have fucking spent that time in my house pak jiu cheng ok? Chee bye.

Fucking pissed.

School's starting tomorrow.

I totally don't feel like going to school..

..to go for a subject that I'm already debarred from..

..to see Ken's face during MP..

..to brainstorm over some lame ass idea..

Argh FUCK.

My birthday celebrations are what I expected...low-key and fun.

16 June.
Had dinner with Dolyce, Sean and Matt in town...after that they came to my area to play with my dog.

17 June.
Spent my afternoon touring around Singapore with a 'special' someone...wasn't it supposed to be my bday celebration? Anyway went to PS to eat Ajisen. Goooooood stuff. Went to Holland V to eat XO crab with KH and GZ...after that drank some beer at some pub.

There you have it. Short simple and low-key.

Thanks for all the wishes and presents!

My birthday wish?

Well...that will be another post. Haha!

It's past 12..I'm officially 21!

WOO!

WELCOME TO UNCLEHOOD!!

Its time to look back at my 21 years of life...best times..sad times...

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I was quite a loser in sec 1 and 2...mummy's boy and stuff but after sec 2..its a different story. Screw the fucking principle...Goh Choon Leng for not letting me get into a better class and condemning me to the last and most fucked class.

Became rebellious...fucked up..

Understood the meaning of outcasted, despised and humility.

But came to my senses in sec 4 and subsequently came in the top 50 and qualified for JC. (My original intention was to go ite)

Knew alot of good friends and true friends that I cherish. And some of them I knew since k1 and primary school.

The only regret I ever had was quitting basketball. I really fucking regret that.
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Next up JC. Enrolled to Pioneer.

My class was quite a boring class. Played like hell. Rebelled like hell. Got hated like hell. Kanna outcasted like hell.

Because of that...I was retained.

Joined a class of retainees.

I never fucking regreted retaining or joining PJC.

My 2nd year...was filled with fun and joy. A class of misfits (with the exception of a few) together. I truly enjoyed every fucking moment of my 2nd year bitching...bastard-ing...soccer siao-ing...

Retainees United...yea...that's what we are called. It was resminescent of my sec school days...teachers look down on us and stuff. But we didn't cared about those bullshit.

I miss those times we managed to make our form teacher cry,nearly getting into fights with some indian teacher, sitting on 'designated' retainee tables,taunting other people, staring at pretty gals, challenging teachers.

Joining basketball was also the next best thing...I enjoyed the ORIGINAL pj team and not the 'NANHUA' team. We were the best...

End of year. I really fucking tried to study. I swear.

But I guess JC was not my path.

Got expelled.

Was fucking fucking fucking sad.

I wanted to chiong together with the class.

That was really the saddest point in my life.
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Anyhow choose...anhow got into a school.

TP.

I really hate my course.

Fell head over heels for someone.

Got sacked from basketball.

Got into AC.

Made alot of good friends.

Life isn't all that bad in TP...I guess.
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There. A gist of my boring life.

I'm always a rebel..always will be.