On Tuesday...I survived a near accident.

Meiwei wanted to go Chomp Chomp eat...so Marcus drove her and Yesheng go Changi buy Liquor first and fetch Jolene. Me, Ahmad and Mario took Ivan's car.

To cut things short, when we were arriving there, there was this turnabout and Ivan drove in the wrong lane...lane for incoming traffic.

Here's how it goes..

Ivan: Mario...turn right here?

Mario: Yea

Ivan: You sure?

Mario: Yea

Ivan: You really sure?

Mario: Yeap

*Ivan turns into the wrong lane*

Ahmad, Mario, Sky: ?!?!?!?!?!

*Ahmad and Sky looks at each other in horror*

Ahmad and Sky: WHHHHHAAAAAT THEEEEE FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!! ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ivan: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! GO! GO! GO!

*Ivan steps on the accelerator and drifts into the correct lane*

There's more but here's the gist of it.

Sibeh lanjiao fucking heng got no cars..if not sure langah until ka cheng peet!!!

We were highly traumatised after that, especially Ivan...

Chee bye...imagine all die...kanina...die with 3 other fuckfaces...LOL!!!!

Today is a fucking dulan day for me.

As usual...it was MP.

Jet Lim issued me a warning letter and 1 more warning letter means lim beh can say bye bye to TP.

Ninabehpuacheebye.

Lim beh do all the work never some school give warning letter...those 2 pualan pork chops come school don't do MP play flash game never kena anything. Lan jiao school. Chee bye school. Go fuck your mother understand?!

Jet Lim told me when the group was first formed...those 2 porkies already kanna blacklisted by the lanjiao management...BUT...if they knew they were fucktards..WHY STILL CHEE BYE GROUP THEM WITH US?!?!?!?! If there were only 1 of them, at least there will still be 3 people doing the MP...

BUT

NOOOOOOO...the management have to act smart!

"Hey..lets group these 2 porkchops together...hmm..lets see...OH...Sky and Eugene doesn't have a group yet..OK..LETS GROUP THEM"

FUCK.

Nothing can take out this dulan-ness in my heart.

Jet Lim also warned me not to whack them until their leg break hand break...if not lim beh also kanna expelled. This expel that expel...lanjiao understand?!?

1 more week to submission..not even half done...how to pass?!?! Puacheebye! If fail..that means our MP group will still be the same. Really damn dulan with the management.

Eugene and me had a discussion.

Ultimately...now...its 2 of us tanking the lanjiao project. Sian la..if fail..without questions I will stuff the chee bye keyboard up Ken's and Jeremy's ass.

The more I talk to Jet the more I feel dulan. Actually got external company want to hire me for SIP...wanna ask me go interview.

BUT.

CHEE BYE TP. They rejected it didn't even tell me...the interview was last week..and no fucking idiot told me anything. NOBODY. The school wants to keep us IN SCHOOL. FUCK.

Really man...nothing can take out this dulan-ness in my heart. If I got a m16...I make sure I shoot all of them.

Shag day.

Early morning gotta wake my sleepy ass up and go down to CCK CC to play ball.

Damn chee bye stress...my friend jio me go..but he never tell me he jio-ing other more pro people.

All from combined schools (Red AND White), NTU team, NUS team, SAJC('A' Division Champion batch).

Only me one fucking chee bye noob down there.

Sibeh stress.

Playing with them was like a small gee na playing against NBA players. It was a humbling experience..and a fun one as well.

If only lim beh's skills are like them..wah seh..own la!!

Today went to Tampines to watch 'Death Race' with this special someone.

By 'special' I mean RETARD.

The movie is quite ok I guess. The best part is the actress la...sibeh chio...looks abit like Megan Fox(that hot biatch from Transformers). Got that kick-ass babe look...Sky 喜欢!!

Her name is Natalie Martinez.



FUCK!!!!

HAWT!!!

You guys can go pa siao now.

My knee feels good..

I'd say its about 90% now.

BUT..

There is one very chee bye problem...

I can't jump as high anymore...and I sorta got a phobia of jumping to my max?

Oh..everytime I jump..that thought of stinging excrutiating pain comes to my mind..damn chee bye sian..

I have a crush on someone for some time now.

Hohoho lim beh's not gonna say who..so you fuckfaces can slowly guess.

But..

I think..

Cannot make it la...

I look like a dog(I seriously think so), I have no money(no money no honey), and I think I'm a fuckface.

zzz

Quite recently I've been playing this game I bought for $20.

Rome: Total War



I tell you...it's a fucking cool game. I get to be a roman general and lead my army(which is FUCKING huge) to conquer the entire fucking world. And not only that, the provinces that I have conquered are so realistic.





Get what I meant by realism?

Now for the battles..



Cool stuff? Battles fought on this game are extremely tactical. Flanking, ambushes and feigning defeat are all required. Love it! It's so damn real man.

This game rocks my socks.

I get to fufil this dark lil fantasy of leading large armies to war to slaughter my enemy. And yes I get to conquer the world.

Playing this game sort of benefited me.

Why?

I'm actually curious about Roman history and especially it's army legionaires.

Right now I control most of the world.

Won't be long before I own the 'world'

MUAHAHAHA!

Is it true that if you are rich you can get a gal more easily?

Times are changing...and so are the complexities of relationships.

Recent events that happened made me wonder whether money really CAN buy anything.

Poor chaps like me...oh well...hmm...maybe I've got an inferiority complex.

Went to school today not to do MP but to ball with IITSC people.

I never regret joining IITSC man...such a great fun group of people. Totally worth it man.

If I'd have my way...I would have joined IITSC in year 1..HA!

Went to do flag day on Saturday for the Down Syndrome Association of Singapore. Fucking boring shit.

Slacked in mac for 4 hours.

Spent the remaining time asking for donations. I hate it..makes me feel like a beggar...and you know Singaporeans...they see you carrying that dumb can, they avoid you as though your lanjiao got some sex virus or something.

Needless to say my can was not full.

Most of the gals had full cans.

Expected...and I bet most will come from men.

Ha.

Sometimes I wonder...we do so much to get the donations..but..is it being put in good use?

NKF and the Ren Ci case are dua chee bye reminders of the corruption and greed of men.

So...is it really worth it?

This is not a rant post.

Wanted to blog about it but it slipped my mind.

Here's a question for you guys.

Do you think that Singapore is safe?

Well...I guess not. Last time I was naive and thought that our gahmen so good get rid of all the gangs and stuff.

BUT.

I was wrong. Ha!

Anyway, was eating lunch with my uncle a couple of weeks back and guess what?

There was a group of illegal bookies collecting bets and stuff. AND?

The police post is just beside the hawker centre =]

Kindof shows you how efficient our police force is aint it? And it kindof shows what type of work quality you get when you are the one paying their salaries(Tax you dumbasses).

Last time..bookies...write down all the info on paper.

Now...gahmen say everyone must upgrade...bookie also upgrade.

Use laptop and excel!!!

WHAHAH! Shocking stuff eh?

Now wanna be illegal bookie also must have minimum requirement liao!

Beng: Scuse me tao, I wanna be bookie...eh sai buey?
Bookie: You know to use computer?
Beng: YA! To watch porn and play dotA!
Bookie: Porn your si lang tao ar! Simi lan jiao si dotA? Can eat one ar? Know how to use excel?
Beng: Huh?
Bookie: Huh you kapalan chee bye la. Next person!

Yea...everything is changing. So when you go eat in coffeeshop or wad and see a group of ah peks using laptop and drinking kopi. You know what it is liao!

No. Not watching porn or playing dotA for fuck's sake. And definately not playing online chinese chess!

Havn't been blogging lately coz' my router spoil.

It's gonna be a rant post.

Before you guys go: "Another rant post", you all can jolly go kiss some random lanjiao. Lim beh write what lim beh wants on lim beh's blog =]

MP.

Had a meeting with Jet Lim a couple of days ago. He thinks the group is going nowhere and that there's a high chance we will all fail.

Nabeh Puki. Who was the pua chee bye that handpicked this fuck up group?

Jet.

Who was the one that knows this group got 2 lanjiao pigs?

Jet.

So yea. Fucking chee bye. Fucking dulan. If fail...then will eat into our September holidays which I cannot afford. I got night cycling, ac camp and iit school sub comm camp. Fucking bastard.

So from now on..we must report to school every fucking day at 11am and can only leave at 6pm. I seriously don't see what's the fucking point man. Are those air porks still doing work? No.

Going to school for MP is totally a fucking waste of time. I go school at 11..put my bag down and slack with my friends till 4pm and I can still finish what I'm supposed to do for that day.

Family.

I absolutely hate it when my brother takes stuff from me. I spent all my remaining money in my bank to buy protein supplements. And guess who is using it?

My brother.

1/2 tub gone. I only took 4 spoonfuls. Fuck. And its been like this for few years. I buy he drink. Told my mum. Its the usual elder brother give in to younger brother shit.

FUCK.

He wears the shirts I buy with my hard-earned money. He wears the shorts I buy with my hard-earned money. He plays the game I buy with my hard-earned money and LOSES it.

And when I got no money. My mum says too bad.

Even the shorts he wears around at home are MINE!

Cheeeeee byeeeeeeee.

I know you fucktards out there are gonna say I'm a selfish bastard but hey...has he bought anything for me?

No.

And I will never forget how he spoiled my $85 quicksilver shirt and $40 berms.

Seriously...I think being the eldest is the shittiest in my family.

I pay for my clothes. He asks my mum for it.

I pay for my driving. He asks my mum for money.

I pay for my overseas trip. He asks my mum for money.

Fuck.

FUCK.

So how did I spend my National Day?

Rotting at home.

Fucking bored.

Tomorrow...no activities as well.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Damn cheebye sian..I'm down with a flu I supposed...sore throat..coughing..fever.

Chee bye..

MP is totally going nowhere. I give up man..sometimes I think I put in so much chee bye effort but end up if nv complete the chee bye game also fail. If pass then those pubor never do anything also pass. Fuck la.

About 20 more minutes to National Day.

So are we supposed to feel patriotic?

Thank you Singapore for banning chewing gum!

Thank you Singapore for making ciggys so ex!

Thank you Singapore for rising the price of everything!

Thank you Singapore making making cars so ex!

Thank you Singapore for the ERP, COE, etc!

Thank you Singapore for such a 'good' gahmen!

THANK YOU!

Freehand drawing is like a total waste of time..so many chee bye things to do. Fuck man..but heng my teacher fucking good. I never come 4-5 times my attendance 100%..sibeh shiok..the final submission also postphone till next Tuesday...song laka song ar!

And all my drawings..get C and above..shiok!

Thursdays without AC feels wierd. First time go home so early on Thursday..

On a sidenote..I feel like taking up Muay Thai. And I know it's gonna be damn bloody ex.

PICTURE TIME!!!













When I sleep...I can still feel the wave motion. Kayaking rocks totally.

Had a tiring weekend.

Took my kayaking 1 star course.

PASSED!

It was surprisingly easier than expected. And I'm damn damn shag. It's damn fucking tiring trying to fight the current. The waves were cool..and the Sun too. Got different shades of tan lines.

Will upload pictures as soon as I get them from Dolyce.

Damn shag.

This week is a dulan week for me.

Everyday must go back school to do MP...cheee byeeeee!!

Fuck man.

Talking about MP..Jeremy really is a fucking pubor. Chee bye. Do simple sprite also do until like fuck. End up Jet Lim ask me to do his work. FUCKING DULAN. Gotta wipe up his mess. Chee bye. Do character srpite also cannot...end up I also gotta redo the lan jiao sprite.

I swear one more time and I'm gonna shove the keyboard into his mouth. Everyday come school do MP..I really got urge to strangle him.

I hope Jeremy reads this. If you are..here's what lim beh has to say..

Nabeh pua chee bye...lim beh gonna make sure your pathetic life is a living hell. I know scolding you doesn't help coz you are just a moronic imbecile and have the intelligence of a penis. So I'm prolly warning you now. Piss me off 1 more chee bye time and I swear you will be eating dog shit and drinking urine from the toilet. And you will also see the chair flyng at your face. Oh...you got see flying lan jiao before...I think not..but you will know what it is after I throw you off from the Mp lab.

If you think I dare not then try me...

OK..enough of that chee bye pubor.

A few days ago, Tommy messaged me...asked me if I wanna join his team play open. So long never play competitive basketball already...dunno if still got the fire in me anot.

Will see how it goes la.

Oh and I finally got my hands on 1 of photos of me in IITSC AGM.



HOHOHO!