Hiyo wazzap!

This is not a rant post.

Wanted to blog about it but it slipped my mind.

Here's a question for you guys.

Do you think that Singapore is safe?

Well...I guess not. Last time I was naive and thought that our gahmen so good get rid of all the gangs and stuff.

BUT.

I was wrong. Ha!

Anyway, was eating lunch with my uncle a couple of weeks back and guess what?

There was a group of illegal bookies collecting bets and stuff. AND?

The police post is just beside the hawker centre =]

Kindof shows you how efficient our police force is aint it? And it kindof shows what type of work quality you get when you are the one paying their salaries(Tax you dumbasses).

Last time..bookies...write down all the info on paper.

Now...gahmen say everyone must upgrade...bookie also upgrade.

Use laptop and excel!!!

WHAHAH! Shocking stuff eh?

Now wanna be illegal bookie also must have minimum requirement liao!

Beng: Scuse me tao, I wanna be bookie...eh sai buey?
Bookie: You know to use computer?
Beng: YA! To watch porn and play dotA!
Bookie: Porn your si lang tao ar! Simi lan jiao si dotA? Can eat one ar? Know how to use excel?
Beng: Huh?
Bookie: Huh you kapalan chee bye la. Next person!

Yea...everything is changing. So when you go eat in coffeeshop or wad and see a group of ah peks using laptop and drinking kopi. You know what it is liao!

No. Not watching porn or playing dotA for fuck's sake. And definately not playing online chinese chess!